My mind is a workaholic and it just churns out such a dazzling array of thoughts and ideas that could sometimes turn overwhelming. But I know, being unknown, inexperienced, amateur yadda yadda yadda, I'm pretty sure I'll never get paid to write so might as well just write for the heck of it.

Unless of course, you've unfortunately stumbled into this kaleidoscope called "My Mind" and for god knows whatever reason want to pay me then of course I'm all up for it Haha!


Jokes(or not) aside, feel free to leave yours if you feel like you're just like me or just critisms if you feel like it. Peace.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Good afternoon everyone!

Well, living in this world isn't easy for a vegetable. Little kids hate me, adults want to eat me..what could possible get worse?

Hmmmm...Try, people everywhere screaming in my face when I try to strike up a friendly conversation? Or the living quarters designated for vegetables! A couple dozen of us, fighting for space over one another in that hell of a rectangle box. Not to mention the annoying neighbours!
Carrots - Gossip mongers. Will probably never stop yakking.
Lettuce - Musicians. Noisy as hell.
Peppers - Red, yellow, green, they're really no different you know. They're egomaniacs.
Cauliflowers - They're kinda like cheerleaders you know. Popular but kind of dumb sometimes.
Louts Roots - Asians.
Herbs and Spices - Generally nice, classy folks. They're really rich too you know. Living on the other side of town in high rise apartments.

You can probably guess by now why I chose to leave my hometown and move to the big city. Its not easy though I have to say. I'm an illegal immigrant and I always hide in the day or these annoying humans with name tags will deport me back to the hell hole I came from. Its not like I didn't try pleading. Gerard -at least that's what the name tag said- screamed and dropped me when I told him I can't go back. Coward.

Oh and I probably didn't mention this, I'm a potato.
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